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WHY NOT ?

I Love You Phillip Morris *1/2     Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor play two men who fall in love in prison, when Carrey’s character is incarcerated for all sorts of embezzlements to keep up his high lifestyle. Based on a true story, the film loses us when it can’t decide if it’s a love story, a comic/thriller or an argument for a gay lifestyle. It’s neither fish nor fowl…

A Serious Man *1/2      The Coen brothers have perfected quirky, intelligent comedy with a twist of irreverence and violence in such films as Fargo, The Big Lebowski or O Brother, Where Art Thou? Here they seem to have gone back to the grim days of Barton Fink. This film should actually have been called A Stupid Man. For that is what their hero is, a simpleton who is not only bamboozled by his wife and children, but also by his colleagues, students, his synagogue and its rabbis. This looks like a bitter satire of the Cohn brothers’ own mid-American/Jewish background. It’s certainly frustrating and claustrophobic in its negativity.

AT YOUR OWN RISK

Verso *1/2   (vo French)     Seeing this Swiss film noir will have you believing that Geneva is a den of drug addicts, prostitutes and rampant crime. Dark, harsh and relentless, what is its raison d’être?

Whip It – Bliss *     Cute Drew Barrymore should stick to acting rather than directing. This roller derby flick is not worthy of your time or money.

Did you Hear about the Morgans? -     Hugh Grant announced a while ago that he wanted to give up acting; could be after he saw the end result of this film. It’s painful watching him as a caricature of himself – fawning, too obliging, with a constant frown and shoulders so scrunched, as though he’s trying to disappear into himself. Probably one of the worst films of any year. Make sure you don’t get sucked in by the ads and the fact that he and Sarah Jessica Parker (who has never looked so meager and charmless) make up the silly couple transplanted from Manhattan to Wyoming. It really all boils down to an embarrassing, formulaic script and hopeless direction. Just run the other way.

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